Mayfly

[Dave Paprocki]

One horny motherfucker that will do anything for a [quick fuck].
They will dance on any available surface, but they are a horrible dancer.

[No need] for food, [no need] for water, just need to fuck.

If they do not ejaculate within 24 hours they will die.

[Oralee]

A short-lived, slender insect with delicate, transparent wings and two or three long filaments on the tail. It lives close to water, where the chiefly herbivorous aquatic larvae develop.