Bollard

[Sarah]

An upright wooden or iron post in a boat or on a dock, used inveering or fastening ropes. Bollard timber (Naut.), a timber, alsocalled a knighthead, rising just within the stem in a ship, on eitherside of the bowsprit, to secure its end.

[Sarah]

A word used to describe [Chavs] that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

[Sarah]

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

[Sarah]

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

[Lanell]

A short post used to prevent traffic from entering an area.

[Merna]

[ginormous] [testicle]