The decree of dual desires

[Dave Paprocki]

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, [earlobe fetish], knee fetish, [boob fetish], ass fetish, attractive singing [voice fetish], etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.