Fedora

[Justin Bieber]

A wide-brimmed hat popularized in the early [1900s], but now has become the symbol for [pretentious] losers who live in their [mothers] basements everywhere.

[PussyCat]

A low, soft felt hat with a curled brim and the crown creased lengthwise.

[Julene]

In the first half of the 20th century, this was a hat synonymous with manly style. It was about looking cool without appearing juvenile.

In present times, the fedora is a trademark of the socially inept beta male. He is attempting to distance himself from pop culture with the distinct style of past fashion. But he captures none of the suave, and only comes off looking like an oblivious, pompous fool. This is especially the case when its a low-quality fedora coupled with unfashionable clothes and an unkempt appearance.

Modern fedora-wearers are typically associated with the *chan [internet culture] and [Aspergers Syndrome] ([aspie]).

[Justin Bieber]

A hat that went from the sure sign of an early [1900s] tough guy, to the sure sign of a 1980s and [onward] loser who is desperately seeking for a style to call their own (and ruining everything they touch in the process).

Definition inspired by [epicuruss] words.

[Dianne]

A [hat] that shouldnt be worn by anyone who isnt [Indiana Jones] or [Michael Jackson].

[Sarah]

[A pussy] [magnet]

[Michiko]

Among many other meanings, Fedora can also be used as a verb to describe a person that is [self absorbed] and believes that he is more intelligent, for the sole purpose that he does not believe in a God. Comes from an *chan joke showing a fat [neckbeard] wearing a Fedora stating he is more intelligent because he is an atheist.

NOTE: This is not synonymous with an atheist. A Fedora will act [big headed] about his atheism while an atheist just doesnt believe in a god

[Little_Girl]

[The sweet] [hat] that [Indiana Jones] wears.

[Dave Paprocki]

A Linux distro that spun off of [RedHat] after [RH] closed its [source code]. Fedora offers a hacked version of RedHat 9.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

One of the coolest hats known to man. Worn by [1920s] business men, [Indiana Jones], and private detectives - All of which have legendary levels of manliness. Some what ironic because the [Fedora] started as a hat made for women.

Now used by people who think the [fedora] will make them look cooler, but dont realize that a t-shirt and a pair of jeans does not work with a fucking fedora. Still the Fedora will always be the coolest of hats. Regardless of who wears it.