Facebook downtime

[Raeanne Dimick]

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or [unavailable], which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, [impatience], and the [f5] key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on [farmville].
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.