Trois-rivieres

[Julene]

Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and [Quebec City], in the Quebec [Province of Canada]. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to Three-Rivers.
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and [club scene];
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a [CEGEP] (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though its one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large [hovercraft] base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time [detour]. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are [no free] parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!