Grouching

[Dave Paprocki]

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact [love in], around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from [Craigslist] and at [your best friends] wedding.

[Dianne]

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a [garbage bag] placed on the side of the road for [pick-up] and drags it down the street until the bag breaks [scattering] the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.

[Merna]

present participle of grouch