Domicile swap bro/s

[Jessica]

[Domicile swap bro/s]: noun. When you sleep at your bros house with a girl while hes sleeping at your house with a girl whilst thine families art awayeth until morrow so that when families come home the bros can meet up next dawn to reminisce about [yesternight], and hereby pound out the domicile swap [brosness] (respectable and luhgend ahdem) (is that a flashlight?) and then light up yet another jay that, can we play ping pong and eat them legend goafers (creative spelling item)(taaaaaaasty), will be smoked on the last drop of cherrydew to respectfully honor thine mighty Hyperion.
Act 2
Scene 1
After coming back from a bubbly [water break] sesh, Eliansel and Viclentodius returned to Elsingstone, (n.b.: no relation to the jamaican highland), whenceforth they seated for supper, served by none other than that hairy guy, who pronounced and specials off the menu for tonight, food ahdem numba 1, food ahdem number 2, food ahdem number 3, and pasta a la pot, (n.b.: not to be confused with a francophone transposition of language), and proceeded to consume tons and tons of sheep shlong, ([joast] joaking).
Goafer intermission.