Colbertity

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The Law of Colbertity states that [Steven Colbert] is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that [Colbert] is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of Awesomeness and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word Awesome. If he were to become less awesome [the peak] of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.