Seat protector

[Ernesto]

A large rounded piece of [tissue paper] that is designed to be placed over a toilet seat to protect the shitter from germs that may be residing there. The rounded section lies on top of the toilet seat (thus creating the essential Buttock-porcelain Barrier) while a [cutout] center flap hangs down into the toilet causing the entire paper to be sucked into the toilet when it is flushed. Seat protectors are typically contained in a dispenser on the wall of a public bathroom stall in such venues as airports and offices.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone elses bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.[P.s] thin, [porous] surface. I doubt germs are [foiled] either.