A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Texas cattleman
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This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves mans four best friends (except the dog of course): 1.) A [well seasoned] and cooked-to-perfection [Texas style] steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this:
Youre eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But heres [the rub] (pun intended): shes massaging your balls, your [saddlebag] if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?
In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.
Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)
Texas cattleman meaning & definition 1 of Texas cattleman.