Icepick

[Ernesto]

The [Icepick] is an absolutely vicious ping pong paddle with a superior [spin factor] to any other paddle. It is the inventor of the world renowned left-spinned serve.
Along its massive spin-factor, it has an unbelievable power bonus due to its great mass. Unfortunalely, it does not have a good back hand, nor does it have extraordinary speed, but that is fine considering all the positive sides. It can be identified with ease due to its distinctive markings. The black side has an artists rendering of an Icepick along with the letters I-C-E-P-I-C-K along the top. On the red side the colorful saying Float like a Butterfly, sting like an [ICEPICK] is written.
Its smaller cousin, [Shaved Ice] has a higher [speed bonus].

Some Stats of The Icepick:
Spin-Factor: 132
Power: 83
Speed: 39

[Couch Potatoe]

A small pick used by climbers to traverse ice-covered slopes.