Pinworm

[Sarah]

A small nematoid worm (Oxyurus vermicularis), which isparasitic chiefly in the rectum of man. It is most common in childrenand aged persons.

[Sarah]

A parasitic intestinal worm infection affecting a mere 200 million people worldwide, including a third of the USA. They can be diagnosed by surprising them at night with a flashlight, or by placing a sticky piece of cellophane tape against your rectum, as follows:
Preparation

Clear Tape (e.g. Scotch Tape). Avoid Magic tape or Package Tape
Flashlight
Assistant to spread buttocks apart

Timing of test

Perform immediately after awakening
Repeat test on 3 consecutive days

Technique (performed by family at home)

Roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out
While assistant spreads buttocks:

Identify involved perianal area with flashlight
Touch involved perianal area with tape 1-2 times

Place Tape on a slide with clean side down
Trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic

[Tina]

Little [pieces of shit] that live in your [intestine] and the females make their way to [your butthole] and lay their fucking eggs around your ass at night. They will ruin you day with itchiness, and uncomfortable ness. They live in your butthole.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

[lil] tiny [pieces of shit] that take over [your asshole] and live there