Frat curlers

[Jessica]

In utilizing [a gyms] weights and exercise equipment, it is common knowledge that there is a certain code of etiquette that all must adhere to in order for the gym to run functionally. [Frat Curlers] do the exact opposite. A Frat [Curler] is normally easily to spot, for they are usually the skinniest and most thin of all men working out at a gym. Because of their sheer size, they resort to wearing [wife-beaters] or cut up tank tops to show off their well defined, enormously vascular 13 inch arms and 28 inch chest. They are always wearing some type of fitted baseball hat, usually the local college they attend (or pretend to attend, as is usually the case in [northwest Indiana]). They also always have tattoos. Frat Curler tattoos are always easily identified because they are [cliched], lame and about 5 years out of style. Straight up, their [barb wire]/tribal/chain around the arm, [Big hollow] sharp point cross, Japanese/Chinese/Asian character font on the arm are played out. A Frat Curler never does his research or bothers to try out anything innovative that would gain him an upper hand in trying to get a bigger body, hence the reason most [frat curlers] come to the gym is to try and hit on cardio bunnies. Frat Curlers completely ignore all aspects of afforementioned [gym etiquette] by picking up a barbell, loading it up with a few plates, then having the audacity to stand in the power cage/squat rack and perform bicep curls, much to the dismay of actual bodybuilders and weight lifters that are at the gym to get something accomplished. It doesnt just stop there though, as the typical frat [curler] has to try and show off how amazingly HUGE his 13 inch teenage girl looking arms are by flexing in the mirror after he finishes his NO-XPLODE Drink and finishes his dude! every-3-word conversation on his iphone.
If you see a frat curler at your gym, please drop a 25 pound plate on his sandaled feet, this will act as a repellant and you will be able to squat/deadlift in the power cage/rack in peace, the way it should be.