Nmu

[Monty]

The most pathetic response anyone can give you during a text or [instant message] conversation.

Mostly used by immature girls that dont actually give a fuck about what youre doing...especially if they couldnt even [type out] something longer then a 3 letter response.

2nd in pathetic to lol, people that use nmu in a serious form deserve to be forever [deprived] from their cell phones and computers.

If a response as pathetic as nmu is used as a response, you should not even respond in the first place.

[PussyCat]

Online [lingo]; [abbreviation] for [Not much], you?

[Oralee]

Originating from the phrase [nm u] in response to asking a question similar to Whats up?, an NMU is a person who seriously does not give a flying fuck about what you have to say. These people often seem uninterested over text, and would rather be doing whatever they are doing. They are the [apotheosis] of not giving a shit. [NMUs] often use terms such as same, wow!!, and cool etc. Use lol to compensate for the complete I dont give a shit in their soul. Occasionally will use sarcastic exclamation marks. Never uses capitalized letters, unless screaming.

[Dianne]

[The emus] more popular and successful [cousin]; commonly used in [AIM] slang.