Munster

[Raeanne Dimick]

A stuck up town of 24,000 that is 35 minutes southeast of Chicago, but in The Region...The town is known for having the best schools and richest people in the area and very good sports. They are also known for having an overabundance of old people who retire here and then hoard their money, keeping Munster the richest town in the area. [Park West] is the richest subdivision in town. As towns to the north decline, Munster is improving. They do this by tearing down old small homes and duplexes and building large lavish homes to drive up the real estate prices to keep out as many poor people, Mexicans, and African-Americans as they can. Jews and Asians are the only minorities welcome because they contribute to about 90% of the doctors and smart kids in town which is why seeing a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Range Rover are normal sights in Munster, but foreign sights in other towns. The town is also known for being technologically advanced which is why all of the students use [laptops]/iPads instead of textbooks. The town is also known for literally being able to turn one mans trash into anothers treasure. The former landfill on the south end of town has been turned into a state of the art Park, [Centennial] Park, with a clubhouse, golf course, [driving range], lakes, and botanical gardens. This is a [nice touch] as it s right across the street from an [assisted living] center and [hospice] where the old die.
All in all, this town has old, rich, White guys written all over it.

[Justin Bieber]

Munster /ˈmʌ[nst]ər/ muhn-ster – noun
Also see: opposite of modest, national shames and incest.
Provincial backwater located in the South West of Ireland. Home of gangland violence in Limerick, the [Blarney Stone] in Cork, the Rock of [Cashel] in Tipperary, highest level of teen pregnancy again in Limerick and for having the only Amateur body that repeatedly engages in [industrial action] (Cork hurlers).
Most famous for their professional rugby team who engage in an archaic