Giardia

[Dianne]

[Giardia] is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you arent expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin shits.
And you have to go buy [Pepto Bismal].
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and [Pepto] doesnt help.