Catawampus
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An wild creature that lives in the [forst] and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible [calm it down] is to speak polish. Signs of the [catawampus] include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you
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