Stridle hopper

[Kit]

A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing ones tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with [extra thick] [flanked] legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of [the trousers] thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.