Spurrier

[Monty]

Honor in liquid form. To the dishonorable, it appears as nothing more than a [pink hand]/[dish soap]. But to those that have fallen under the [tutelage] of The Grand Dragon, they are able to see it for what it truly is. When put in a fountain, a most honorable mound of suds will appear. This will wash the honor out of the fountain and allow the user of Spurrier (gift of The Grand Dragon) to claim this honor. Those that possess Spurrier are not to be taken lightly.

[Becky]

A person who makes spurs.

[Sonia]

the [supreme] [mind] in [college football].

[Oralee]

The overrated former coach of the University of Florida. Lost eight of the 14 games he coached against [Florida State University]. Figured hed be able to coach better if hed joined a team that looked like the [Noles]. However continued his loser ways in the NFL with the Washington Redskins by leading them to a [5-11] losing season. Now unemployed.

[Couch Potatoe]

verb (used with object) -- To leave a [college football] [coaching] job for the NFL, coach two years in the league, then return to college football with another school in the same division in the same conference as the [school you] left.

[Gregory]

An overrated coach who never managed to win a single game in [Tallahassee], Florida, home of the [FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY] [SEMINOLES].