Squeg

[Jessica]

Hate to bust your little gangsta hearts (or whatever kind of hearts you have) but [squeg] is a pre-existing word.
–verb (used without object), squegged, squeg·[ging].
(of an electronic circuit or component) to produce an output that oscillates between a certain maximum and zero, especially when due to the effect of a grid.
Origin:
1940–45; blend of squeeze and peg
Note: “[Squeg]” is not to be confused with “[squegg]” which means to either be disinterested in gender or to try to freak someone out.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

[The act] of [taking a shit] in [the ocean]