Erection deflection

[Michiko]

The state of matter in which you are [called up] to the board in class with an erection. In a [last ditch effort] to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable [fake boobs].

[Lanell]

When something or someone causes you [to lose] your pleasure or ruins your [enjoyment]. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or [depressed].