A place where shitty ass male anal seekers look for guys to cum in, as in the story below:
A fag went to the Gay Fag [Ass Butt] Sex Anal/Oral Jolly Pride All-Male-Jizz-Fest (and Feast) Parade in New York. He met a smokin hot dude and wanted to plunge his dick into his [shitty asshole], so he invited the other gay faggot to a Broadway show. During the intermission, they engaged in [gay blowjobs]: One dude sucked the other until jizz bust from the others’ nuts and splatted all inside the mouth of the other, temporarily choking the receiving fag. After coughing and spitting up cum, they finished watching the play, shoved dildos up their asses, gave a hobo a teabag, and climbed into a pool together at a shitty ass bathhouse in Queens. One of these faggy blokes plunged his pecker in the others [poo tube], unknowing that the other had a severe case of the gay shits and ended up with diarrhea in his urethra. So he picked out what he could with a [coffee stirrer], then took a black piss afterwards to remove what remained in his dick of the others tar-like stool. While waiting, the runny [ass fag] got blown off by the pool filter system, but felt let down because the filter was not the same as having a dudes teeth and gums nestled around his fuck stick. Finally, the [buttfucker] with the poo penis returned to suck the sack of his partner. Then ol’ nasty ass Bruce McAIDS came by the pool, stood on the diving board, whipped out his dong, and began jacking his [cock off] until a slimy gay goo came (no pun intended) out of his salty semen stick and fell into the pool, floating on the water to be precise. One of the lifeguards, Cumguzzaly [O’Neil], told Bruce that it was not polite to masturbate in the [poolhouse] without offering some of the other occupants a chance to eat the jism – just wasting it in the water was not proper queer etiquette. So Cumguzzaly took a net, retrieved the floating ejaculate, pulled it in, and grasped it with his palm. He then went on break, bought himself a [KlonDYKE] Bar, and wiped the cock oil on top as [a topping]. “Cum has a lot of calories,” he said, “but tomorrow’s my birthday, so I deserve a special sloppy treat.” Hearing of this from across the building (gays have good hearing – look it up), the two bum-blasters from the pride parade decided to offer their gay genitals, butt (including anus, cheeks, crack, and fecal remains), mouth, pubic hair, hands, and ear canal to Cumguzzaly to help him celebrate his 29th birthday, which was the annual commemoration of the only time he ever saw a vagina. (He threw up ten minutes after birth, as he couldn’t stand the look of pussy and vowed right then and there to only go for guys.) At the birthday party, the cake frosting was made out of whipped sperm, while the rest of the ejaculate (prosthetic fluid, etc.) went into the batter for the rest of the cake. Other than ejaculate by-products, the rest of the cake was what might be served at a typical birthday party. It contained flour, water, eggs, sugar, salt, baking powder, [corn syrup], Hershey’s cocoa, and [M
