Gosport

[Magaret]

A dingy, lifeless town on the south coast of England where nothing ever happens. [Steeped] in naval history which is about the only thing going for it. Population is roughly 80,000. 30% are dirty unwashed chavs wholl stab you for a bag of chips. 50% are OAPs wholl tell you about when everything was all fields and the other 20% are people like me. [Desparate] to escape to somewhere [half decent].