Fitchew asian

[Marquetta]

A [Fitchew Asian] is a [bad Asian] driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a [minivan].
They are always getting into a bad situation but it sounds like fitchew-asian hence the word.
A [fitchew Asian] could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things