Motorcade

[Luis Fok]

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed hicks.
After [September 11], some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is [truer] and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the [Zapruder] film -- [whence] the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of [Old Glory] that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.
These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on your car?

[Lanell]

A procession of motor vehicles, typically carrying and escorting a prominent person.

[Cami]

a series of cars and other motor vehicles that moves slowly along a road carrying someone important, especially during an official ceremony