Gorilla warfare

[Tina]

Über-Special training only the most elite Fake [Navy Seals] get. Acceptance into [the Gorilla] Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of [Gorillas], all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.