Pooey transaction

[Tina]

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks [the swipe]é if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the [pooey transaction] was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his [love nuts] in a fish tank)