Carrier pigeon

[Raeanne Dimick]

The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because theyre so cool. Theyre basically n00bs that [do stuff] for you. A great example is [Shap]. Except for the fact that Shap isnt really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier [pigeons] is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.

[Sarah]

a pigeon that is trained to carry messages