Stunt linens

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Stunt Linens are accoutrements to the boudoir of any sexually active male/female couple. For couples with a female that has not reached menopause, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels. For couples with a post-menopausal female, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Towels.
The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.
Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as [Red Sex]. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with [Period Sheets]. Stunt Sheets are apply to any [Red Carpet Treatment] and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.
[The Stunt] Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a [Gak Towel], [Doddle Rag] or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.