Stouting

[Justin Bieber]

The act of consuming large amounts of Guinness or other fine Irish [stout] beers, while in doing so maintaining a generally unkempt - some might call this stoutly - appearance and attempting to attract and appropriate as many woman with a similarly stoutly look. These women are in most cases considered stouts, excessively busty or undesirable, however when stouting are prime capital. Any man (or the occasional woman) who participates in stouting would [do well] to not shave in the [48 hours] leading up to the stout, not shower the day of and attempt to maintain and [cultivate] his stoutly appears in any way possible (search stoutly for a description of what you want to look like/be). While this practice by definition originated abroad, it is intended to be a tribute to Ireland and Irish culture and with this in mind, it is recommended though not mandatory to wear or carry Irish-linked paraphernalia. Can be practiced on [St. Patricks day], however given the nature of stouting and the likelihood that you or a friend has unwittingly participated in stouting, it is [fair to say] any day should produce a fine stout.
To add, one must declare an evening of stouting prior to the appropriation of his first stout, and if he does not, the act will fall into the category of mistake or she over powered me, there was nothing I could [do].