Spiv

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A flashy, slick operator who makes a living more from [speculation] or profiteering than from actual work. The kind of guy who wears a shiny [medallion], goes bankrupt from a dodgy swampland development scheme, but still has a [big house] in his wifes name.

[Renato]

A man, typically characterized by flashy dress, who makes a living by disreputable dealings.

[Kit]

an ancient chav trying to make you buy something either that you dont want or something that is in short supply. Associated with [showy] dressing habits, shiny [suits] and inappropriate hats, etc. [Romany] word from the word spuvel to push

[Monty]

a chav, someone who walks like they have been [shot in the knee], and it always seems to be [the left one].
spivs normally hang around in large groups because they are [pussys] who cant look after themselves unless they are with their mates

[Britney]

Slang term for those who avoided [conscription] in [the first world war]. Usually by [lying] about their physical condition or personal beleifs

[Kai]

a [loser], [bit] of an [idiot]