Blindman river

[Justin Bieber]

place. A bustling commune south of [Blackfalds] in the upper [cretaceous] part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.
Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an [on-site] [schoolhouse] completed soon.
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