Telescoping

[Julene]

[Doing research] on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or [informational] meet up. I.e. youve only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work theyre doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly [collab] with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so theyre in the know with dope people in their industry.

[Dave Paprocki]

[to masturbate] into a [tube] and then ejaculate through [the tube] into someones eye

[Sonia]

A form of [urethra] play, in which an individual with a very [large penis] is [fucked in] the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

[PussyCat]

present participle of telescope