Goalkeeper

[Becky]

In soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in [the 11] players.

goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own [goalie] box.
If you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring asshole to leave things like this on urban! I am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.
First of all, the goalie has the most fucked up job on the pitch. He [dives], he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by assholes that dont know soccer aseasy job, and thought by even bigger assholes that know about soccer as useless. chicks crave the strikers-they [evade] the goalkeepers.
secondly, no other position has a bigger [decisive] power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many assholes think the goalies are useless?
if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. [good news], if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you [concede], the video of you [eating shit] will be played over and over again.
last, goalies are the [backbone] of the defence! when the team is fucked, its the goalie that has shit smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming: fucking fight! you motherfucking assholes! lets go out and fuck those motherfucking fucks!!!!
so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!

[Monty]

Goalkeeper in Soccer. Each team has a designated goalkeeper, whose role is to stop the opposing team from scoring a goal. The goalkeeper is the only player who is allowed to handle the ball, but this is permissible only inside his own penalty area.

[Britney]

The [boyfriend]/[girlfriend] of a person youre trying to [seduce].

[Agnes]

to protect [something] from [somebody]

[Lizzy Liz]

(in some sports) the player who stands in the teams goal to try to stop the other team from scoring