Essential oils

[Justin Bieber]

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual [human right], Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to [moisturize] their skin.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an [MLM].

[Vania]

[The collection] of lubricants and warming sex [gels] in the [nightstand].

[Julene]

The thing marketers [slap on] labels for womens products. Theyre not quite sure why it works but women [gush] over products that claim to have these life saving [oils], especially if theyre in the middle of making a youtube video. I dont know how the Africans live without them.

[Luis Fok]

[The holy grail] [that all] Karens [seek].

[Donald Trump]

an oil, usually with a strong smell, that is taken from a plant and is used to make perfume , or for rubbing into a persons body during massage :