Washtub

[Hina Muqadas]

A lacusexual position in which one [wets] soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their [earlobes] to the tune of [Aquas] lollipop. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. Also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A large metal tub used for washing clothes and linen.