Garvis

[Vania]

A basic white girl trapped inside a bald black mans body. Usually hanging out in [the locker] rooms of gyms, occasionally checking his [Grindr] or snapping selfies. A veteran of [local gay] bars, and no stranger to drunk shenanigans with white boys, including (but not limited to) making out and mass-texting dick pics. Garvis also has an inner diva that he unleashes as she catwalks into her place of employment, strutting each new Buckle outfit for snapchat, instagram and facebook. She will capture your heart with her lucious eyelashes, bitchy banter, and the collection of designer purses that falls out of her mouth every time she speaks. #youbettawerkbitch.