Conching

[Becky]

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.
The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.
[CONCHER]
-noun-
One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a [cyph].
Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a [conch shell] is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.

[Couch Potatoe]

the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

cutting a persons genitals off and keeping them in a shell [for later] ingestion.

[cutting off] someones [genital warts] and sucking the juices out.