Light my lecher lamp

[Michiko]

visualizing a console inside ones head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.
the [lecher] lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a statuesque human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and [burning rubber], upon [visualization] of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)