Polychromatophilia

[Julene]

Some big, fancy, [East-coast] word for a [fabric] fetish. Polychromatophilists are a strange group of people that have sexual [urges] towards fabric. Typically, this manifests in women and can lead to a clothes-shopping addiction. A peculiar side-effect is that the afflicted womans boyfriend typically has Disappearing Money Syndrome.

[Cami]

(A condition characterized by) the presence of polychromatophil erythrocytes in the blood; the state or condition of being polychromatophil.