Tampon-transponder

[Hina Muqadas]

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message [encoded] by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the [Kegal] contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough [frisking] or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as [the antenna]). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic [gadgetry], the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of [the secret agent], and she would have [improvise] a hasty trip to the ladys room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.