Loftis

[Luis Fok]

1.(n)the man who will one day take over america and rename it hotdog-land. he has one arm that is littler than the other but that doesnt hold him back from the world. he also has a [thurst] for kittens blood.

(adj) fucking insane

(v.) to [Loftis]; the act of [loftising]; laughing randomly; saying i didnt do it!!! at random times

[LOFTIS] QUOTES:

I DIDNT DO IT!!!
hot [red balls]
3.heeee-yahHAAAAWWWW!!!1
LOFTIS BOBOFTIS STUNOFTIS
WHO ARE THE ROUND HEADS??????
Loftis slaves! bring me a kitten to munch on!
I like to watch jazz on mah radio!
Tattoos make you look like your from mars. or JOOPATERR!!
I AM LOFTIS