Crottled greeps

[Agnes]

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “[crottles],” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “[grippe]” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the [Geneva Convention] expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.