Judger

[Luis Fok]

One who continuously invokes criticisms and/or true statements toward all others around them, with the continuous pursuit of attaining the premier, elitist, victorious, and ass-kicking status of a true [judger], who is by the way, so much better than everyone else. Judgers exhibit inherent behaviors by ramming self-confidence and [unfortunate-looking] or unfortunate sounding victims into the ground. The judger may strike at any time, place, and/or dream. Judgers may laugh, [sneer], and/or point and [cackle] at you in person, over the phone, or via social networking devices, especially if youre eating tofu. The judger does not discriminate in any way, shape, or form in his or her judgment against any person, animal, spirit, or little green man. Judgers common victims may include: pimply-faced teenagers, hippies, hipsters, fugly people, preppies, farmers, emotional train wrecks, bros, foes, hoes, and your great-aunt Sally. Cross-category judging may occur if a [judgee] elects to do so, and thus becomes a judger. No one judges the judger.

[Kai]

A person who or thing which judges, a judge. Sometimes with preceding qualifying word: a person who judges the thing specified, or who makes a judgement in the manner specified.