Bundies

[Ernesto]

(n) Irregular underwear, found loose in a bin. Usually discovered at a [dirt mall], [flea market], or other discount venue.

Note 1: Irregularities are generated through factory mistakes in mass-production.

Note 2: In most cases, people find that in spite of the substantial discount, the low cost of [bundies] is not worth the trade. Due to a lack of packaging, you do not know where bundies have been. In addition, most irregularities make bundies so uncomfortable they are functionally useless.