Servantes

[Sonia]

Mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. Football) in each hand. Sometime a [servantes] might have [vampire teeth]. They are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much ass he kicks. Covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his massive [seahorse] shaped penis. Very few have ever seen a [Servantes] and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting cum missiles on fine ladies.