Youngstown

[Couch Potatoe]

(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a [Youngstown tune-up]). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). [Jim Tressel] did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of [the congressman], sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.

[Oralee]

An industrial city in northeastern Ohio, in the Mahoning River valley; population 72,925 (est. 2008).