Sirius

[Rihanna]

The brightest star in the sky, south of the celestial equator in the constellation Canis Major. It is a binary star with a dim companion, which is a white dwarf.

[Kit]

[Harry Potters] [godfather]

[Sarah]

Satellite radio service where [high profile] radio personalities ([Howard Stern], Cousin [Brucie], etc) go when they get pissed at regular radio.

[Couch Potatoe]

[soon] to be [the new] home of [Howard Stern]

[Dave Paprocki]

A large [boxy] satalite radio that is often boxed with a trailer. This is so that you can tow it behind [the Mack] [truck you] will need to buy to listen.

[Lanell]

A [satellite] radio service that is the only competitor to [XM] at this time, and has a [third] of the suscribers than XM.

[Little_Girl]

[Snuffles], [Padfoot], Stubby Boardman, the first person to break out of Azkaban, heir to the Noble and Moste Ancient House of Black, Sirius is named for the brightest star in the constellation [Canis Major]. Hes also gay... (dont tell me otherwise). Sirius is the godfather of Harry Potter.