Karting

[Sommer]

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF [ICECREAMS].

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, [chassis] [nad] something that some call an engine.

So called engines are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 [km] PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no [lames] drive em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real [TUFF] GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a [kart] [racer], dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.